Fauci Testifies That Legalizing Marijuana Would Help People Who Have to Listen to Ted Cruz Talk
Posted by Jim on April 1, 2022
By Andy Borowitz April 1, 2022
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Adding his voice to the movement to legalize cannabis at the federal level, Dr. Anthony Fauci testified that marijuana could be helpful to people who have to listen to Senator Ted Cruz speak.
“Medically speaking, there is no way to completely alleviate the pain of hearing Ted Cruz’s voice,” Fauci told the Senate. “But, anecdotally, I can tell you that marijuana helps.”