WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to “pardon” a turkey in the week leading up to Thanksgiving. However, this year the condemned gobbler has issued a statement “passing” on a presidential pardon from Donald Trump because it didn’t want to be “associated with the kinds of d-bag and a-holes” Trump has already pardoned.
“Thanks, but, no thanks,” Sir Waddleneck Magilicuddy’s lawyer wrote in an official declination of the pardon this weekend. “While we are grateful for the offer, Mr. Magilicuddy would rather be killed, plucked, gutted, carved, and eaten than be associated with Dinesh D’Souza, Joe Arpaio, or Scooter Libby.”
Remember to get out and VOTE!! The UFA is endorsing Melinda Katz for Queens DA in this year’s election, and the Executive Board is asking members to turn out in support tomorrow, on Election Day, at the Queens Democratic Committee Office, 72-50 Austin Street, 2nd floor, Flushing, NY. GOTV volunteers are needed for visibility, support and to hand out palm cards at high turnout poll sites.
Please wear a shirt/sweatshirt that identifies you as a Firefighter.
Contact Queens Trustee Matt DesJardin at 212-545-6967 with questions or for more information.
Come out and support the candidates that support us.
